Why yes, I am in my jammies at 9am. Who gives a rip?
Stats meme? Okay. I’m in.
Uh, 5’0.5”
97 lbs.
Shoe size 6 wide, so I buy a 7, because women’s pretty shoes are tortuous.
Pants size? Is that one of the stats? I can’t remember. Bra size? Ring size? What are we doing? Shit. I’m lost. Time for coffee and a shower.
You get the point. I’m an adult. That someone stuck in the dryer. Like the “About Me” has always said.
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